Gassy

Ever have one of those days when you've just got gas? I know you do.

I am having one today.

Thankfully, I have a special place to go to alleviate the pain: the server room. It's close by, noisy, and extremely well-ventilated.

However, there are the few times when a little slippage happens at the desk.

Why is it that when that happens, a co-worker decides it's time to visit?

Then they act polite by ignoring the elephant in the room, all the while thinking: HOLY SMOKES! I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

I hate gas.