Saturday, February 24

Why Allison and I Fight

Allison and I don't fight much. But when we do fight, it's pretty awesome. Mainly, because we only fight over who gets to suction out Brooklyn's boogers! Yes, we are disturbingly weird.

However, it is unexplainably fun to suck boogers from her nose! You get to use this big suction thingy, and it's never easy to get them out of there! Thankfully, she really doesn't mind us doing it. Wouldn't you be thankful to breath from a nostril again, too? Don't worry...she looks scared as hell in this picture, but she was scared of the flash on the camera, not the booger-sucking process. I wanted to make sure everyone got a good glimpse of the "object" we are attempting to extract from her nose. Mission accomplished!

The best thing about it all? Getting to blow the booger out of the suction thingy after you get it out of her nose! It makes that "ShwoooPPP" sound. If it's big enough, you can hear it hit the counter or wall! Yeah...gross, but deeply satisfying.

In other news, we think Brooklyn is getting tired of her toys. So we busted out the Jump Thing. It's a jumpy thing that hangs from a door frame and allows the kids to jump up and down. Load of fun! Of course, Brooklyn hasn't figured out how to jump for herself, but she enjoyed herself nonetheless. You can see the video here.

4 comments:

goatmaster said...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. That's just sick. I can't even look directly at one of those nose things without dry-heaving.

I guess it's pretty awesome that God brought together the two people in the world who actually like to do that. More proof you guys were made for each other. (Happy late Valentine's day and dating anniversary).

Josh & Margo said...

I assumed you fought about sex and money like every other couple. You try to get Allison to have sex with you, she refuses and you try to pay her to.

Lafe said...

I have said it before, I will say it again...You married people are weird...

Nate's Nonsense said...

It's kind of like the deep satisfaction of popping a pimple and seeing it hit the mirror. Sarah enjoys sucking boogs as much as you all. Maybe you could start a club.